Baby Mama #2

Not only does Simon collect wives, he collects baby mamas. I found out through a friend of mine that he's gotten his current girlfriend pregnant. My friend wanted to break the news to me gently so she asked me out to dinner last night. She didn't want me to find out the way she did, via Facebook. Apparently, both Simon's profile picture and the baby mama's is a close up shot of the positive pee stick. (Eeewww!)



Now before you all shake your head thinking it was a mistake, I also found out that it was planned.

Planned?

PLANNED?

P.L.A.N.N.E.D?!?!?!?!

HELLOOOOOOOO? MCFLY?! Did you forget about your first daughter, for whom you can't provide child support? Did you forget you are living in your parents' basement? Did you forget you make minimum wage? Did you forget you don't own a car? Did you forget you don't even know how to file your own taxes?

Two words come to mind - mandatory sterilization.

And a few more words come to mind - thank GOD it's not me.